Saturday, June 6, 2009

A Day in the Life of Jordan

This morning ... when I noticed things were too quiet ... I found Jordan sitting in my tub with my conditioner. Of course, my conditioner has the pump on it and yep, he can work it. So I get him out of my tub and out of my room and get him cleaned up ... he smells good now!

Not too much later ... I notice it is too quiet again and I don't see my little man. I go to the other bathroom and he has opened the door and I hear the toilet flush. I hurry in and ask him to get out. The toilet seat is down so I think ... no problem ... I got here before he could do too much damage. The toilet paper was missing but I just figured it had run out and needed to be replaced. It wasn't until later when Mike pulled the paper tube out of the toilet I discovered I was mistaken. Evidently the tube doesn't flush!

I was looking for the wipes ... they weren't in my room, the kitchen or living room. I notice the quiet again. I go looking for Jordan and find him hiding in his closet with the wipes. Of course he has pulled them all out ... Thankfully the container he had was almost gone.

Jordan managed to open a thing of yogurt and then accidentally dropped it.

I took the kids out to wait for Daddy to get home. They were excited to see him after he had been working all day. Next thing I know ... Jordan is standing in the driveway taking his diaper off while leaving his pants on. Evidently the tab on the diaper had broken.

I put my kids in the tub ... actually Constance was showering in one bathroom and Jordan was in the other tub. As I was finishing washing him he decided to drain the water. When it was all gone I told him it was time to get out. He told me "No Thank You" and then he laid down in the tub and told me "night-night".

Today has definitely been interesting ... not dull by any means. Bedtime is a welcome break.

1 comment:

  1. Jordan reminds me of my Stuart. He is awesome and "Quiet-Trouble" should be his middle name!!

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