Jordanisms

Jordan was up in his booster seat eating applesauce ... next thing I hear is "uh-oh". I walk over to him to see what is wrong and find applesauce spilled in his lap. He then tells me "the applesauce did it."

Another day Jordan was getting up into his seat to eat ... Before he even starts he informs me he is "done".

Jordan and Dominic were playing ... next thing I know Jordan is telling me "Nicnic threw it and I said No!"

Anything he sees ... it could be snowing and he will say "Grandpa did it" or anyone else. Nobody is safe. I was driving in my van and he said "mommy did it." I don't even know what I did or anything.